【媽咪生日呀】

Understand the things I say
Don't turn away from me
Cause I spent half my life out there
You wouldn't disagree
D'you see me, d'you see
Do you like me, do you like me standing there
D'you notice, d'you know
Do you see me, do you see me
Does anyone care


【事件一】

嘩！媽咪今日真係唔好意思呀！做左廿幾年兩母子，我竟然唔記得左今日係妳生日添，講起都好內疚。不過，好在有福星提醒我，唔係就已經約左朋友出街食飯。真係大頭蝦。不過係度再次祝妳生日快樂！青春常駐！身體健康！活力充沛！但係妳都要食野唔好再食咁咸，唔駛點咁多醬油架，夠味就得啦，自己知自己事呀！唔好要個仔勞氣呀！話又好話妳，唔話又太過份呀！希望妳知妳個仔心意啦！乖乖地喇！


Understand what I've become
It wasn't my design
And people everywhere think
Something better than I am
But I miss you, I miss
'cause I liked it, I liked it
When I was out there
D'you know this, d'you know
You did not find me, you did not find
Does anyone care


【事件二】

比利返黎喇！好多日公司唔見佢，朝氣不再，今日一見，仿似太陽出來了。好同事又見面，渡蜜月旅行終於回歸，期待以久的一天，哇哇哈！多謝你的手信呢～聽你講你今次蜜月之行，好似唔夠去曼谷咁豐富，有機會真係一齊去吧！二等兵。今朝收到你個短訊，真係失望，冇 giroro 枕頭，又聽妳講日本可以搵到既軍曹物品，竟然比香港少。噢～真奇怪，定係你去錯左地方呢？不過唔打緊，最重要都係你渡蜜月開心。手信既野都係其次吧！


【事件三】

今日食晏個陣，陪比利‧周去賣電話，我咁大個仔第一次感受係街頭買賣交易，企埋一邊睇住佢地交易，先問價，檢查機件，還價，議價，最後拍板！交易成功！恭喜恭喜！過程都好順利，只係唔係好慣企街囉．．．又比好多人望喎，但係個心都係想感受一下街頭交易姐，人地眼光都係一於少理佢啦～不過我企係度睇佢地交易，我又冇野做，又唔想走先，陪下佢啦，一個人交易，一陣比人搶左去冇人幫手點得呢？雖然我唔係好打得，但係多個人報警都好丫有咩事個陣。重記得，交易完個女人比左張卡片比利，上面印住『阿雲』，地址係銅鑼灣地鐵站出口，好鬼"浠"呀！


Unhappiness was when I was young
And we didn't give a damn
'cause we were raised
To see life as fun and take it if we can
My mother, my mother she hold me
Did she hold me, when I was out there
My father, my father, he liked me
Ol he liked me, does anyone care


【事件四】

此乃小事一則，每日返屋企都會行過一條斜路，今日除左見到一個外藉女人正在餵野食比街貓之外，見到一個阿叔，佢行斜路既方式真係與別不同，佢係『倒後行』既，一邊向後行之外，個頭重係拎後望，真係好似擺位咁款。真係幾搞笑。佢會唔會係退左休既司機呢？退左休都重好掛住自己退休前既工作呀？所以行路個陣，都不忘黎個擺位。


Does anyone care...